Snigbert Rantzenraves, Politicalamity Editor
Wednesday, September 10th , 2004
Quitman, NY (BNN) - In a follow-up piece to his earth-shaking revelation proving President Bush’s desertion from the Air National Guard, iconic CBS news anchor Dan Rather will reveal that President Bush created fake documents found in his military personnel records.
Rather stated that he had obtained the documents from Karl Rove and reported on them in Wednesday’s edition of Sixty Minuets as part of a sting operation. By releasing the obviously faked documents created in Microsoft Word ‘97™, Rather has created a firestorm of controversy that spread from the internet back into the more traditional liberal media outlets. Now that public interest is piqued, CBS News is poised to gain significant ratings points with the story.
Rather than spoil his pending report, Rather declined to provide any details other than it was going to “get Karl Rove ‘frog-marched’ out of the White House and land Bush in prison. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
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Frog marched. You made that up, didn't you?
Posted by: rockynoggin | September 11, 2004 at 02:52 PM
"Rather than spoil his pending report, Rather..." rather interesting story.
Hubster received an email that showed a Windows '72 version...hee hee.
If it were true, dontcha stink it would have been "found"/created by Gore's people? But the lefties refuse to see the light.
Posted by: GrumpyBunny | September 14, 2004 at 03:40 PM