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Monday, May 03, 2004



Ahh, love bugs. Annoying to be sure, but I envy them in a lot of ways. Imagine having no other purpose in life but to fly through the air on beautiful spring days and screw, and then die instantly without knowing what hit you. There are worse fates that could befall a soul.

I once mentioned lovebugs to a friend from the Northeast and they had no idea what I was talking about. I'd always assumed they were a global phenom, but apparently they're only regional. Perhaps they should hire a new agent.


The bigger bug is the female. Her abdomen is a lot larger than his. Just a little F.Y.I


Now I'm confused. Are we talking about lovebugs or people from Australia- Land of the Otherwise Slim Yet Potbellied Babes™, TG?


I was referring to lovebugs, but either works...


DON'T STOP! I recall a time when the pre-missus and I were sparking on the hood of a friend's car...


I can see things haven't changed here. Lovely - imagery producing verbosity, schmedly. Thanks!


Sonsabitchen love bugs. I hate 'em, I hate 'em, I really frickin' hate 'em!


Y'pullem apart afore y'skwishem, doncha dewd?


Lovebugs are the devil. You have to scrub your almost every day and then - the moment you finish and drive off somewhere - splat! Bastards!


There are about 2 weeks in the early summer and 2 weeks in the late summer that waterskiing is made less enjoyable by them as well. They stay pretty close to the land, but you still manage to get a few stragglers over the water. ick.


Makes yer teef all Livingston Parishish.

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