Dumbidity

BNN: AmBushing America - Fox on Rita

Just when we thought the web was safe, BNN stirs from its lengthy lethargy with a laconic litany of the Mexican President's brilliant plan to save Mexico from natural disasters.

It must be pointed out that Governess Blancstare had tried a version of it, but the overwhelming majority of the state's underpaid teachers clung to the false hopes of the long-promised pay raise and wouldn't leave the state.

[OK, that last part is a fairly obtuse reference and it may be difficult to make the connection, but at 6 in the morning it's the best you're gonna get.]

Habemus Pilsnum!

Last month, when Pope Benedict XVI was presented to the faithful, the disaffected pundits in the media complained that he was closed-minded and wouldn't consider making changes that would increase active membership in the Roman Catholic Church.

Not only does he appear to be open to change, it may be effective enough to have guys like CC consider becoming seminarians:

(Hat tip to Grumpybunny)

BNN: BCS Evens Score with Trojans

With the Oklahoma Boom-too-Sooners' cataclysmic collapse in the BCS Championship Game last night, BNN has the insidious story of how it all got set up.

Unfortunately, Senior Sportswrither Wallis Buttclensch was so moved by the experience of the game, he left BNN to become a Carmelite Monk.

BNN: Carroll Talking to LSU?

SoCal's Pete Carroll has not denied buzz of double-secret negotiations with LSU to take over Nick Saban's program.

BNN brings us the latetest rumor and insane innuendo.