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  • : Quigley Down Under

    Quigley Down Under
    Brings the "Code of the West" to the foreign soil of Australia. The sequel, "Quigley and Cheese," follows his grandson (Paul Reubens) as he travels to France and takes on French Bullies.

  • : A Bridge Too Far

    A Bridge Too Far
    An example of what happens when you let Allies command U.S. troops.

  • : This Is the Army

    This Is the Army
    Features a young Army Lieutenant with a bright future, you might've heard of him.

  • : Band of Brothers

    Band of Brothers
    It is a great tribute to one of many outstanding units of the Allies in World War II. If only more of their accounts could be represented as well.

  • : The Great Escape

    The Great Escape
    "Afraid this tea's pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It's not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized." - Flt. Lt. Colin Blythe

  • : Stripes

    Stripes
    "We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A," huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world."

  • : Patton

    Patton
    My Old Man thought enough of this movie he took me to see it in the theater.

  • : Young Frankenstein (Special Edition)

    Young Frankenstein (Special Edition)
    Blücher!

  • : Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    If you don't like it, you'll turn into a newt!

  • : It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life
    A traditional event in the Jostikovitch Christmas Experience.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Holy Meme, Batman!

Thanks to Cripes, Suzette! for unwittingly causing me to formulate this meme.

Simply post a picture of a Rosary, like so...

Rosary_meme_3Then say something about it.

This Rosary belonged to someone in my family, but I don't know for certain whom. I think it dates to the late 1950's or early '60's and was made in France from ordinary materials (plated brass). I keep it in a translucent plastic 35mm film canister which fits in an otherwise useless space in the vertical console of the schmedmobile. I don't exactly wear it out, but I have had to reconnect a link or two more than a few times at highway speed, which is about as good a time to pray as any.

Then nudge someone else who you think might care to try it (maybe even someone else who might know how to effectively propagate memes). If they don't, you have to pray for them.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Flag Burning

Congress just rolled out the most recent version of its failed software, Flag Preservation 17.0 to mixed reviews. I disagree with the effort, though I agree with the core motivation.

First and foremost, I disagree with using the Constitution to micromanage the country. We've got 25 net amendments already out of 27, with the 20th century experiment on alcohol prohibition via constitutional fiat serving as an object lesson against legislating morality.

Secondly - and this seems to be beyond the grasp of many - it'll do more harm than good. Why? I'll tell you why.

The buttflakes who burn the flag as free speech are not just trying to make a statement, they're provoking for a predictable response to fuel their argument and call attention to themselves. The Flag is a convenient prop for their theatrics. If the Flag becomes off-limits, two things are quite certain: 1) they'll burn it anyway; and 2) they'll find something else to burn instead - like maybe the Bible, the Presidential Seal, or the Constitution itself.

Besides, what's the penalty going to be, thirty days in the hole? Electro-shock therapy? A number of those who protest that way have going to jail as part of the overall mix, so if disturbing the peace, trespassing or inciting a riot are on their "A" list, why would they shy away from Flag-burning?

If anything, placing the Flag off-limits to protesters will only enhance the shock value when they do desecrate it. Even if it's a felony with all the resulting loss of rights and privileges, it's playing into their hands.

What I find rather amusing, in a tired, cynical sort of way, is the howling on the Left about restricting freedom of speech and over-wrought patriotic Flag-love on the Right. These are the same idiotic nutbags who tell us that picking up Al Kayda's K0ran with your ungloved left hand is the Mother of all Insults - which is, in fact, an act forbidden to members of our Armed Forces.

To paraphrase my friend Murphy, burning the Flag doesn't prove you're unAmerican, but it does prove you're a jerk. A better solution to jerkism might be to find a way to diminish the force of a protester's argument when they resort to it.

Using the "N-Word" is free speech, but there are consequences. Not only is the utterer at personal risk of physical violence (punishable by law), they are also at risk of social sanction directly proportionate to their social position. To those who say the Flag is just a piece of cloth, I ask if the "N-Word" is just phonics?

No legal prohibitions on burning or otherwise desecrating Holy Books (so long as they are the desecrator's property). Tell you what, go out and burn the Bible in your protest and you'll probably get a knot on your head from somebody who lands in jail on assault and battery. Go burn a K0ran (or drop it to the ground from your left hand) and you'll stand a good chance on your way to the Pearly Gates of seeing Al Kayda pullin' his clothes off in anticipation of getting jiggy with 72 of paradise's finest.

If we're gonna spend time amending the Constitution, let's spend it wisely by giving the President the line-item veto and putting limits on the terms of Federal Judges (12-15 years ought to be plenty), or maybe even modifying the current doctrine of eminent domain to return the full rights to private property owners that the Supreme Court just gave to the State in Kelo v. City of New London.

Friday, April 08, 2005

It's So Silly I Can't Help Myself

The illustrious Rockynoggin, who has been rationing Cornpone down to bare sustenance levels lately, found a silly website that enables one to create themselves as a South Park character. Oh, now that's an aspiration, ain't it?

I couldn't help it.

Sopk_salute_2 I had to tweak it a bit - mainly to get the eyes right, but I couldn't get a salute out of 'im for anything - stubborn little blighter.

I think it's Dave's turn, don't you?

(A'course, if 'e don't do 'is own, we moit be obliged t'do one fur 'im!)

Thursday, March 31, 2005

A Captioning Op

Or, a lazy person's blog entry.

Caption this photo. Be creative. Use limerick, hai-ku or iambic pentameter formats. Or not. Above all, be clean (npi), or at least keep any naughtiness veiled sufficiently to protect innocents.

Caption_op_1_2

References to "Deliverance" will get you deductions because it's such low-hangin' fruit (npi).

Captions I deem to be of blue-ribbon quality will be added to the main entry, credited to its arthur with a link to their website. That's the best I can offer.

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(I'll start...)
Do not attempt. Professional bathers, closed course.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Apologistas Against America

I just wasted several minutes perusing the pictures of pathological apologists on Sorry Everybody dot com.

Pa.

Thet.

Ick.

For the record, I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him. And I laughed out loud at the sheer irony of it when I did it, too.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Return of the Idiot Bastard Son of Ivan

He's baaaa-aaaaaaaack!

Legendary Voodoo Priestess Marie Laveau might've had something to do with last week's hurricane steaming up straight for Narlins, only to cut east and devastate the Florabama. If she did, she was either winking during the incantation or she left out a crucial utterance because Ivan is back from the dead.

The voodoo zombie hurricane tropical storm from hell is due south of the Louisiana coast, headed mostly west toward a projected landfall in Galveston tomorrow.

This link to the NOAA website shows Ivan's tracking maps in a loop. There's a rather big gap where NOAA thought Ivan "petered" out in northwets Georgia (and you have to follow the tail of the projection - the little yellow circle - because the bulbous white part is where they thought it would go).

Rumor has it that a crew of doughty cajuns have peeled the bark and branches off of a huge cypress tree, strapped it to a barge and headed out into the storm to pile-drive that giant wooden stake through Ivanovich's watery heart.

Friday, September 17, 2004

BNN: Don't Wash That Truck, Jethro!

Troubles abound as the latest über-truck makes its market debut.

BNN chronicles the embarassing story as lilipution, pajama-clad bloggers tie media giant CBS down. (That last bit has nothing to do with the truck story, but I've had that image in my head all day. If someone has seen a political cartoon of it, I'd appreciate a link or an email.)

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Ivan, вы тухлый сынок суки

Aside from the near panic and mass confusion of the evacuation of the Emeril City, Ivan has proven to be a nominal weather event in southeast Louisiana. There is a lot of hollow back-patting from one politician to another for "a good job" in the municipal preparation, but few persons who possess critical thinking skills (a clear minority group if there ever was one) consider the evacuation process a resounding success.

The good news is that we have some practical experience that has exposed a number of key flaws, unanticipated consequences and indirect effects. The gridlocked local Baton Rouge traffic is the least of the issues but important nonetheless. If public officials fail to act on the invaluable data provided by this real-time, real-world dress rehearsal, they should be held criminally liable. People forget that sometimes these storms brew up in the Gulf of Mexico giving very little time to watch and plan.

I should be griping up a storm (sorry, bad metaphor) because of my eight-hour adventure with the Yats, Westwegans, Chalmations and Violations (denizens of Narlins, Westwego/westbank, Chalmette, and Violet disrespectively) getting to Baton Rouge Wednesday. I've got 40 pounds of ice, 10 gallons of water, a geekload of D-cell and AA batteries, canned goods out the wazoo, 30 pounds of cat food (with only 10 pounds of litter), and my futility room is crammed with all the patio accoutrements of a middle-class subyurban household. I spent 4 hours wrapping my roof with duct tape to protect the shingles, filling the bathtubs with flush-water, washing every stitch of dirty clothes and organizing that giant stack of papers about which my Dear Sweet Wife gently reminds me every few days.

One thing's for sure, I'm working out of the Baton Rouge office tomorrow. All those folks what streamed out of town are going to be streaming back in, and I DON'T NEED IT.

Note: The title translation is a bit crude and can be found at Babelfish.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

BNN: CBS Finally Releases Statement

After promising to respond to its many critics by noon EDT, CBS finally got around to releasing a statement.

As BNN reports, it was well worth the wait.

Meanwhile, more serious documentation (by bloggers wearing starched pajamas no doubt) is taking place here and here.

Monday, August 02, 2004

BNN: SpliTTing Cross Hairs

Possibly moTivaTed by This documenTed silliness, BNN reporTs on ACLU LiTigaTors Gone Wild.

And jusT who elecTed Them The ÜbersensiTiviTy Police?