Remember when the old folks told you to sit at least 6 feet from the TV so your chromosomes didn't get radiationated? Well, they didn't know the half of it.
BNN exposes the tragic side of Regis Philbin's endurance record for live TV broadcasting.
Talking heads of the TV world will henceforth be wearing cellophane ribbons to call attention to their unique plight as suffers of PDS (Photon Depletion Syndrome).
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