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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Senator Kennedy Calls for Timeline

You may have noticed that Edward "Jabba-the-Pub" Kennedy, D-Mass., is frequently in the news these days calling for a "timeline."

Just in case you're put upon by the Honorable Senator Jabba, here's what you do:

In a large (16 oz) shaker, pour

4 oz 86 proof bourbon
4 oz 80 proof scotch
2 oz 190 proof "crystal clear"
Irish whiskey to taste (approx 2 oz)

Fill with ice and very quickly strain into two 8 oz tumblers. Garnish with ladies underwear and serve immediately. Make sure you set BOTH of them where he can see 'em, and don't be surprised if he knocks one over reaching for what he'll call "the first quarter."

Note the recipe for a "Timeline" is similar to a double Kopechne, another Kennedy fave. Just remember to hold the clam juice.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 05:46 AM in Politicalamaties | Permalink

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