The Little Blue Books of Chairman Hao

Now that Chairman Hao Tse Dean has consolidated his grip on the Peoples' Democratic National Committee, it's clear that he's working on his manifesto. While not having seen a copy with my own eyes, I can only relate some of what clearly must be in it:

• Always speak in absolutes.
  • "I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for, but I admire their discipline and their organization."


• Speak hopefully of peace.
  • “We won't always have the strongest military."


• Embrace minority cultures and laud their accomplishments.
  • "You think the Republican National Committee could get this many people of color in a single room? Only if they had the hotel staff in here."


• Maintain a composure consistent with the inner tranquility of one's mind.
  • YEEAAAAAARRRRRGH!

Soon we will be seeing Faithful Dembots™ at rallies everywhere holding up little blue booklets entitled "The Quotations and Teachings from the Philosophy of Hao Tse Dean" to show exactly how Faithful and Dembotic™ they are.

I expect more quotations and teachings from Chairman Hao will emanate from traditional sources. I urge those of blogatious means, especially those with capabilities of creative visualities, to help dogument his dogma and illustrate this increasingly complex philosophy so that we may better understand and thus be enlightened.

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[dave]

And so shall it be done.