Or, a lazy person's blog entry.
Caption this photo. Be creative. Use limerick, hai-ku or iambic pentameter formats. Or not. Above all, be clean (npi), or at least keep any naughtiness veiled sufficiently to protect innocents.
References to "Deliverance" will get you deductions because it's such low-hangin' fruit (npi).
Captions I deem to be of blue-ribbon quality will be added to the main entry, credited to its arthur with a link to their website. That's the best I can offer.
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(I'll start...)
Do not attempt. Professional bathers, closed course.
There once was a tub that was hot
Getting in was smart - NOT
They'll cook their butts
From hole to nuts
Sorry, it's the best I've got
Posted by: Kay | Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 04:56 PM
"Hah! You're out of excuses now. Shrinkage schminkage, my friend-- we heated up the water and you've still only got an inch and a half. "
Posted by: Dave | Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 07:45 PM
Your Foot! Get it out of my BUTT,
Don't stop as it passes my nut,
The bubbles will start,
As soon as I fart,
Gosh! You're cuter than Jabba the Hut.
Posted by: Murphy | Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:09 PM
"Dude. I think I found your keys."
Posted by: Murphy | Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:10 PM
"Are those bubbles in the pool? Or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Dennis | Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:59 PM
So, who brought the carrot and celery flavored beer?
Posted by: Corey | Saturday, April 02, 2005 at 08:26 AM
After a particularly wild spring break, the guys decide to get together for a crab boil.
Posted by: TigerGrrL | Monday, April 04, 2005 at 12:15 PM
All bow to TigerGrrL.
Posted by: CC | Monday, April 04, 2005 at 01:17 PM