The Quotations of Chairman Hao - II

(schmeditorial note: Reference this entry for background on the teachings of the Enlightened Hao Tse Dean, Chairman of the Peoples' Dembotic™ National Committee.)

The Cultural Rotation of Chairman Hao continues with yet another entry into his Little Blue Book:

• Characterize the opposition in simple terms.
  • "This is a struggle of good and evil. And we're the good."

The author of the article, Joel Mathis, phrased the above in the context of the Chairman providing "red meat" to an enthusiastic crowd. He must be chastised for confusing the chromatology. Clearly the Chairman provides only blue meat, for by his teachings, red meat is inherently evil.

Comments

[dave]

This dude is completely off his rocker. He's going to alienate a lot of mainstream Dems for the sake of pleasing a bunch of kookoos.

Awesome.

[Corey]

I, for one, welcome their new crazed and looney overlord. If they're busy keeping up with whatever crap he spews next, maybe they'll quit pushing so hard on some of their other really dumb ideas.

[Murphy]

"It is better to keep silent and be thought an asshole than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." Hesitations 6:14

Some wisdom is lost on the liberal leadership.

[Kay]

Did you know that Republicans don't care for children *after* they are born?

[CC]

Children? They taste like chicken.
And old people are great... to drop from rooftops.
Oh yeah, and poor people make wonderful cannon fodder for our myriad, fictional, wars for oil.

[dave]

(Insert witty remark about not posting for two weeks HERE)

[Corey]

(Insert completely serious remark about the lack of calcium in tree bark here.)