The Quotations of Chairman Hao - V

Chairman Hao returns to teach the masses after completing a joint fellowship at the Mike Tyson Institute of Tactical Diplomacy™ with Madame Jiang-Qing Clin Ton.

He allows his apt comrade to present...

• Do not fear hypocrisy. Wield it unrelentingly and it will supplant even the truth itself.
  "There has never been an administration, I don't think in our history, more intent on consolidating and abusing power to further their own agenda."

As the masses begin to rave and drool, the Chairman levitates the crowd with exquisite prattle:

• The round hole allows not the square peg to pass, nor shall the square hole suffer the round peg, yet all are pretty.
  "... the Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people. They're a pretty monolithic party. Pretty much, they all behave the same, and they all look the same. ... It's pretty much a white Christian party."

(emphasis schmed's)

And he closes with a final, benedictive pronouncement:

• Facts may be willed into existence.
  "(Republicans) never made an honest living in their lives."

There is no round that is rounder than that o'erwound sound bounder, the Revered Chairman Hao.

(schmeditorial note: Reference this entry for background on the teachings of the Enlightened Hao Tse Dean, Chairman of the Peoples' Dembotic™ National Committee.)

Comments

[CC]

I wuz wundrin wen yood git on this-heer. Please, let us not interrupt Howie wilst he's eviscerating himself.

[Murphy]

Memo to Chairman Hao:

Stop the inanity!