According to an AP syndicated art tickle, my favorite beverage - which I consume rapaciously - has been found to reduce my odds of liver cancer.
Yes that's right, you heard right, the secret word for tonight is COFFEE! (And for those of you who still have the mudshark in your mythology, I don't know if anyone has composed a Coffee Arpeggio, which would undoubtedly be a marvelous little arpeggio.)
Not only does coffee appear to be an effective liver cancer deterrent, it finally comes out that coffee contains oodles of Auntie Oxidants.
Auntie Oxidant has been long recommended by the Health Fringe, but generally from health nutty type sources like skunkwort, dryer lint and green leafy vegetables. Who knew you could fill up with the internal power to eliminate Free Radicals by schlurping down the requisite daily Pot o' Joe? And the benefit appears to accrue to those who drink 2, 3 and 4 or more cups! YIPPPPEEEEE!
Next week they'll probably counter this positive report with some grim finding that coffee grounds cause global worming, but until then, you wonderful scientists, this mug's for you!